Monday July 05, 1999

It's raining dogs outside!
Gargantua @ 00:00:00 EST
Apparently citizens of Montreal have sighted Dalmatians and Bulldogs falling from the sky. Authorities deny such an happening. However, several people have filmed on video tape the event, and some of their recordings will be sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation for examination. More information about this unusual thing will be delivered in the New York Times and on NBC this evening.

Study proves that you are currently reading text
Gargantua @ 00:00:00 EST
A recent scientific reasearch have just found out that you were currently reading this stupid but indispensable text on the screen. "We're going to rule the world with this discovery" said Eugene Baker, co-founder of the research laboratory that supervised the study. Science will progress at a terrific speed in the next months also added the man.