Hello everyone watching us, and let me warmly welcome you to my kitchen, where tonight we'll learn how to appreviate an all new meal that reached your supermarket's shelves: Creep in Can. 100% biological, cholesterol and fat free and rich in minerals of all kinds, this product has everything to dethrone tofu in the heart of vegeratian people, as well as other kind of meals eaten by the normal Terran population.

The first Creep-In-Can™ factory to open it's doors was the Tarsonian Creep Co., built on the remains of an ancient Zerg Hive. The popularity of this new exotic product was growthing exponentially day after day succeding it's initial release. Terran families, bored of eating chemical-full and other kind of semi-toxical food supplies the Depots provided them quickly turned their back to normal meals and jumped on the Canned Creep... without knowing that could someday cause their lost.

This concluded the quick recap on the Creep-in-Can™ history. On the way with the Creep-based receipe I suggest you tonight: Pankakes a la Sarah. Here are the required ingredients:

• 2 Cans of Creep (or 2 cups of fresh Creep, it's your choice)
• ½ cup of StimPack fluid (Look in Drugstores or Marines not following orders of the Corps)
• 1 Zerg Egg Yolk (Eggs available in every battlefields)

Mix everything in a large bowl, and once it's well shaken, spread the result circulary on a metallic surface, and ask an Inapt Dominion Infantry Officer on Terrain (I.D.I.O.T.) certified Firebat to cook your pankakes (as long as you wish to have Napalm-full ones). Once this is done, it's time to eat your creation.

You'll feel a lot more healthy after eating some of these (this is the effect of the Stim Pack) and will want to eat more and more pankakes in the hope to assimilate them into your organism (effect of the Zerg Egg Yolk). Finally, the creep could cause important physiologic and psychologic changes to your body and make you always repeat Assimilate, for the Swarm, for the Overmind. Then you look at yourself in a mirror, and, not moving, you horribly remark that you've been... assimilated!